I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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