let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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