you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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