Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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