i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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