Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
