What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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