Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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