How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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