okay pat passed out under dana's car
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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