You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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