I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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