my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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