Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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