A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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