But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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