Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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