Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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