Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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