She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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