You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
