She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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