We're like a lot better than the average bears
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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