I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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