Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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