remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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