I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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