Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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