not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
