haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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