im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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