I just pynch a tree in the face
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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