oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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