He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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