I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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