They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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