I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Enjoy the penises
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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