I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
as a side note pls kill me
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
