The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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