I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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