we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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