i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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