dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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