Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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