love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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