We're like a lot better than the average bears
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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