Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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