I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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