been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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