I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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