Nicole vs. Life
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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