I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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