talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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