She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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