can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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