The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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