Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
whose ass print is on the piano?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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